El Dog-o Grande
End Of The World Golf Tournament
I doubt it. You're gonna have to beat some actual golfers. Good luck.....
El Dog-o Grande (The Big Dog) is a golf tournament to determine who is the best golfer I know, or who is to me, El Dog-o Grande.
And.... According to the History Channel, it takes place only 2 1/2 months before the end of the world.
The field will consist of pros,
low handicappers and regular golfers. Everyone will play from the blue
tees and handicaps do not apply. El Dog-o Grande is after all, El Dog-o Grande.
Don't worry about winning because you are not going to. You will
however, get the chance to play with the best golfers I know on the hardest
golf course I know.
Other than the whipping you are going to take, it will be a ton of fun.
So...If you are not a frightened little girl, join up. If you don't
want to enter because you are scared, that's ok. I probably knew that
about you any way.
Entry Requirements : A. If I know you
and like your answer to the essay question,
you are in.
B. If you are Tony Romo or Tony Romo's guest, you are in.
C. Otherwise, you are not in.
Entry Fee : Just pay your green fee.
Location : Chickasaw Point Golf Course, Kingston, OK
Date : October 7, 2012
First Place : $63 cash and an extremely cool 100 year old trophy
Second Place : Don't be stupid. There is no second prize. You are either El Dog-o Grande or you're not.
Last Place : La Nina will win a hair ribbon and a trophy that will remind them forever of this whipping.
email : m@michaelgaston.com
I am not a frightened little
girl
show me the
entry form