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El Dog-o Grande |
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You want me to call your sorry ass El Dog-o Grande? I doubt it. You're gonna have to beat some actual golfers. Good luck..... |
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| El Dog-o Grande (The Big Dog) is a golf tournament to determine who is the best golfer I know, or who is to me, El Dog-o Grande. And.... According to the History Channel, it takes place only 2 1/2 months before the end of the world. The field will consist of pros,
low handicappers and regular golfers. Everyone will play from the blue
tees and handicaps do not apply. El Dog-o Grande is after all, El Dog-o Grande.
Don't worry about winning because you are not going to. You will
however, get the chance to play with the best golfers I know on the hardest
golf course I know. Entry Requirements : A. If I know you
and like your answer to the essay question, Entry Fee : Just pay your green fee. Location : Chickasaw Point Golf Course, Kingston, OK Date : October 7, 2012 First Place : $63 cash and an extremely cool 100 year old trophy Second Place : Don't be stupid. There is no second prize. You are either El Dog-o Grande or you're not. Last Place : La Nina will win a hair ribbon and a trophy that will remind them forever of this whipping. email : m@michaelgaston.com
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I am not a frightened little
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